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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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