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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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