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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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