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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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