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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Geoffrey eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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