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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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