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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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