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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Simba eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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