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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Buddy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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