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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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