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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Smeagol eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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