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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Bob eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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