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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Maya eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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