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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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