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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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