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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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