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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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