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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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