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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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