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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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