Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.