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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Alfie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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