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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Pennywise eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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