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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Frodo eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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