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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡
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