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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Trotsky eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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