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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Hermoine eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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