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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Spock eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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