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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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