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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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