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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rocky eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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