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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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