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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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