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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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