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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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