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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Toby eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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