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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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