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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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