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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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