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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Daenerys eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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