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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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