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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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