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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bob eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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