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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pebbles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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