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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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