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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Yoda eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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