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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rufus eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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