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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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