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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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