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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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